Sex Toy or Dog Toy?: You Be The Judge

10 Mar

Ready for another rousing (arousing? We sure hope not…)  round of “which is the dog toy?”

Option A

Option B

If you guessed option A as the dog toy, you are correct!  If you guessed Option B, well…we’re sorry. Option A is Kong’s Safestix and option B is a set of anal beads, dug up by BusyBee from the bowels of google image search. Don’t worry, she immediately cleared her browsing history. Kong claims that the Safestix are “bendable and flexible”, a quality that seems to be useful in both the dog and sex toy worlds. When the Safestix first debuted, a mutual friend of all three Dog Snobs had gotten one for her dogs and posted photos on Facebook. Upon seeing the photos, we all turned to each other (virtually, of course) with concern. Can you blame us?! When we realized that the toy was indeed a dog toy and not something the dogs had found in our friend’s bedroom, the amusement set in. Until recently, none of us had bought the toy even though we are all big fans of the Kong Company. However, last week on a whim, Potnoodle picked up one. I is her dog that enjoys fetch and he seemed to enjoy the toy. Fetch was played, damning photos were taken, and great fun was had by all… until she threw it up on her roof. Now she has what looks to the rest of the world to be a particularly large set of anal beads on her roof for the foreseeable future… or at least until the gutter cleaner comes to clean the gutters out and is able to reach it.

2 Responses to “Sex Toy or Dog Toy?: You Be The Judge”

  1. Tena March 10, 2013 at 3:18 am #

    This is the dog toy that immediately came to mind in your first round of Sext Toy or Dog Toy… glad you featured it 🙂

  2. dogsnkids March 22, 2013 at 5:23 am #

    I’m so glad I am not the only one who thought that about the Safestix! I own a dog daycare and one of my staff brought one in to try out for the playroom. All my staff seemed to really like it and I almost asked “Do you guys know what that looks like?” but I knew that, of course, they didn’t or they wouldn’t have been all like “Let’s order 12!”. Luckily, the test stick was chewed up pretty fast so my clients never had to see those strewn about the playroom floor or dangling out of dog’s mouths.

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