WTF Wednesday

20 Mar

If you need a contraption like this to deal with dog poop, Get a Ficus.

9 Responses to “WTF Wednesday”

  1. Terri Woodhull Bohl March 21, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

    Looks like something a dominatrix would wear.

  2. kristennoelle March 26, 2013 at 11:13 pm #

    I knew a dog who refused to share his gift at home. He would pinch his butt until he went for a walk. Not a single turd link could be given to his back yard, front yard or tree lawn.

    When he found his sweet spot, his Momma would bring out the plastic grocery bag and accept his offerings.
    He had them well trained.

  3. kristennoelle March 26, 2013 at 11:23 pm #

    I wanna say holy crap.. But it’s more like steamy ziplock crap.. I’m not sure where to begin..
    First, this thing actually exists?

    Second, if you have to retrieve the bag, the whole contraption is useless anyhow.

    It looks mean

    It looks incredibly gross
    More gross than grabbing it up with a mutt mitt or whatever supplies and moving on..

    Too much effort to get on and off.

    Your dog will hate you forever

    Your dog will never want to walk with you again. You’ll never need to use it to pick up poop.
    Maybe Hazmat will donate a suit.

    Maybe poop pickup companies will offer personal doodie assistants for when people take their dogs for walks.

    Maybe we could interview and background check the doodie assistant and have them adopt/save the dog from said human.
    Then, call local garden center for a cactus.
    The cactus plant is supposed to be a hearty plant. It obviously doesn’t enjoy love and any sort of physical affection. =needles for combat

  4. Savannah April 25, 2013 at 5:09 pm #

    Makes me wonder what they do when their kid has to crap. O.o


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