WTF Wednesday

16 May

Say it three times fast…


Turd Burglar….Turd Burglar….Turd…


Ew.  Ok, maybe not. Just stop.



Have you ever wanted to take a slap-shot with a dog turd?  If so, this product   is for you! According to the website, the Turd Burglar is “so much fun you’ll want to steal your neighbor’s dog poop!”  (No thanks, we’ve seen our neighbor’s dog’s Beneful-fueled shits and we aren’t touching that with a ten foot pole…or the turd burglar)


Apparently when you order the Turd Burglar, you also receive plastic “practice poops” to help perfect your aim as well as a book full of fun games you can play with your Turd Burglar.


The site clearly cautions to “never shoot real dog poop at people, pets, buildings or passing cars”, but really, what do they think people are doing with this?    Plus, doesn’t that take all the fun out of this product?

Anyone feel like ordering it and giving us a review?  You know you want to. Share your thoughts below!

8 Responses to “WTF Wednesday”

  1. JT May 16, 2013 at 5:33 am #

    I could imagine this being handy at war … and not many places else.

  2. iwscho May 16, 2013 at 2:25 pm #

    I read an article recently that suggested always carrying an umbrella or walking stick when at the dog park, for use in an emergency against an attack from another dog or dogs. This may just be the perfect item for that. Not only could it be used for defense, but it could also address the issue of unclaimed park poop. Oh look, once again Joe isn’t picking up after his dog – and right over there is Joe’s shiny SUV. One little slapshot…score! This could become a competitive sport.

    I am just kidding.

    I think.

  3. Bangles May 17, 2013 at 2:06 am #

    Cuz playing with poop is a good idea….

  4. dawgdoc May 18, 2013 at 2:01 am #

    Could be handy for when the snow melts and exposes all those frozen turds that built up (‘cuz it’s too dark to pick up the yard at night in the winter). One year I used a golf club to zing them into the woods but this looks easier. 🙂

  5. Kathaleen Chong July 31, 2013 at 7:22 pm #

    OMG this would be perfect. He loves to let his huge ass dog on our lawn to shit. This would be awesome to have…….


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