Sex Toy Saturday

19 May

Time to ruin another perfectly lovely weekend.  Ok minions, which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?


Option A


Option B

Option B


So far on this blog, we’ve mainly shifted the blame for these unfortunate look-a-like coincidences to dog toy manufacturers, but today we want to have a serious discussion with the manufacturers of sex toys.  That’s right, option A is the dog toy and option B is the unfortunate sex toy doppelgänger.

Really, you had to corrupt the BALL?! That’s like, an age-old dog toy. Just let the dogs have that one, okay? Please stop constructing items that look like our dogs’ favorite things. Also, neither look incredibly well made for rough play… yeah, we went there.


3 Responses to “Sex Toy Saturday”

  1. kimmcamp May 19, 2013 at 12:59 am #

    So just how much time is spent perusing Sex Shops online? 🙂

  2. Christine Vezina May 22, 2013 at 11:41 pm #

    I just spent way too much time wondering which orifice option B would be less unpleasant in.

    And by “way too much time” I mean the thought occurred to me at all, and then I gagged for a while.

  3. Susan May 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm #

    Can I use option B to roll around under the sole of my foot for foot massage?

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