Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday

3 Nov

So remember yesterday when we said we were done mentioning tentacle porn….

We lied.   So, which is an innocent toy meant for dogs and which comes to you from a dark corner of the wide world of web?

Option A

Option A


Option B

Option B

This week is a tricky one, but our longtime players and sex toy experts know that option A is the sex toy… we think. Option B is still looking pretty sketchy to us. It even has a flared base for safety. On the other hand, we’re pretty sure option A is made from a discarded Kong mold from their Squeezz JELS line.

He would have been on the end, but he got sent to the wrong factory.

One Response to “Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday”

  1. Jess November 8, 2013 at 4:24 am #

    Just saw a promo for a bit on a Comedy Central called Dog Toy or Sex Toy. This sounds vaguely familiar.

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