Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: The Grinch Edition

22 Dec

Ho, Ho, Ho…ly crap.

Ready for us to ruin your Christmas?  You know how this game works by now.   Which of the following toys gets off Mrs. Claus and which is meant for your dog’s paws?

Option A

Option A

Option B

Option B


Ready?  Sure about that?  Ok then….Option A is a Santa Vibrator, complete with removable hat and “snow” topping (um, eww) and Option B is a Santa squeaky toy meant for your pooch.  That being said, the dog toy is actually pretty creepy.  Look at those shifty eyes.   He clearly can’t be trusted.

Merry Christmas, Minions!


5 Responses to “Sex Toy or Dog Toy Saturday: The Grinch Edition”

  1. tarynft December 22, 2013 at 12:59 am #

    Merry Christmas, Snobs 😉

  2. 25castleson25clouds December 23, 2013 at 2:54 pm #

    The dog toy freaks me out!!

    • Kristen December 23, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

      The hat thing threw me off. I wasn’t able to decide which one would be vagina OR dog suitable. Hysterical!
      The dog toy would give me nightmares. 7 dwarves gone evil

      • 25castleson25clouds December 24, 2013 at 11:18 am #

        Can you imagine loosing the hat – too far??

      • bitterzuur December 24, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

        You’ll retrieve it with a sneeze….

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