Sex Toy Saturday

6 Apr

It’s Saturday.  You know what that means.   Time to make you really uncomfortable yet again.  So minions, which of the following belongs in your dog’s mouth and which belongs in your….erm….purse?

Option A

Option B

Questioning all those times your grandmother told you to never leave home without your lipstick?  Ready to answer?  Good.


Option A is a Petco lipstick dog toy and Option B is an “incognito” lipstick vibrator.    That’s right.  It goes on “those” lips.   Of note, both claim to be durable and made to withstand hours of aggressive play.   Fantastic.


4 Responses to “Sex Toy Saturday”

  1. stasiafinley April 6, 2014 at 2:33 am #

    I had a client who always exclaimed, “oh, his lipstick is out!” any time her dog was a bit over excited. It ruined me on lipstick long before this had a chance…

  2. Kate April 6, 2014 at 3:12 am #

    Why would you even give your dog a toy that looks like lipstick?

  3. CrazyFunDogs April 6, 2014 at 11:55 am #

    I am so thankful I don’t wear lipstick. I’d love to ask what is the matter with some people but I am borderline afraid of the answers.

  4. 25castleson25clouds April 8, 2014 at 12:39 pm #

    I think I bought my friend option B for her birthday!

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