WTF Wednesday: D Cup Edition

10 Apr

Just what every dog needs–lingerie…to chew on.

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So the idea is that giving them these realistic lingerie chew toys will “keep Fido from munching your unmentionables” (ew).  And according to their website,  “These canine pleasers make a squeaky sound when chomped upon – just like YOU would if you were wearing them” (double ew).  Hey sicko, here’s an idea,  just give your pooch a questionable dog toy like the rest of us and call it a day.


Ok…and then there’s this fascinating tidbit found on a site for ANOTHER company that sells dog toy lingerie…

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People are buying these items as a package deal? What?  Are they starting a canine brothel?  Are they putting poor Muffy to work on the street corner to earn her keep?   All that is missing is pantyhose…oh wait…

5 Responses to “WTF Wednesday: D Cup Edition”

  1. Kate April 10, 2014 at 3:40 am #

    because all dogs know the difference between the toy lingerie and the real stuff they shouldn’t chew… but who are we kidding, dog people don’t have enough money for fancy lingerie, they have a dog.

  2. PuggyMummy April 10, 2014 at 3:43 am #

    Tha pugs only want filthy underwear , not to be gross, but unless these come with a spray….

  3. 25castleson25clouds April 10, 2014 at 12:27 pm #

    what the??? why would you buy that?

  4. Laugh April 10, 2014 at 7:31 pm #

    I think these are hilarious. No way they’d help with actual underwear chewing but still funny. xD I wish my dog wouldn’t just rip them to shreds, I would get them for him otherwise.

  5. maxwellthedog April 13, 2014 at 7:28 pm #

    So glad to see this. I’ve been searching and searching for a canine-approved posing thong.

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