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Sex Toy or Dog Toy? Round 4

24 Mar




If you guessed option A as the dog toy, you would be correct.   We must admit that option B is remarkably (and creepily) similar.  Seriously.  Who designs these things?!


The dog toy is “Toys R Us Pets Suction Cup Surprise”, and according to their website, it is designed to “stimulate and entertain”.  The website also claims that it is fun to set the suction cup and watch your dog play with itself.  We really aren’t sure we want to know what the surprise part is referring to.


Potnoodle actually owns this toy and her dog I is a fan.  Check him out having loads of entertaining and stimulating fun below!



Sex Toy or Dog Toy?: You Be The Judge

10 Mar

Ready for another rousing (arousing? We sure hope not…)  round of “which is the dog toy?”

Option A

Option B

If you guessed option A as the dog toy, you are correct!  If you guessed Option B, well…we’re sorry. Option A is Kong’s Safestix and option B is a set of anal beads, dug up by BusyBee from the bowels of google image search. Don’t worry, she immediately cleared her browsing history. Kong claims that the Safestix are “bendable and flexible”, a quality that seems to be useful in both the dog and sex toy worlds. When the Safestix first debuted, a mutual friend of all three Dog Snobs had gotten one for her dogs and posted photos on Facebook. Upon seeing the photos, we all turned to each other (virtually, of course) with concern. Can you blame us?! When we realized that the toy was indeed a dog toy and not something the dogs had found in our friend’s bedroom, the amusement set in. Until recently, none of us had bought the toy even though we are all big fans of the Kong Company. However, last week on a whim, Potnoodle picked up one. I is her dog that enjoys fetch and he seemed to enjoy the toy. Fetch was played, damning photos were taken, and great fun was had by all… until she threw it up on her roof. Now she has what looks to the rest of the world to be a particularly large set of anal beads on her roof for the foreseeable future… or at least until the gutter cleaner comes to clean the gutters out and is able to reach it.

Sex Toy or Dog toy? You Be The Judge First Edition

3 Mar

Surely we aren’t the only ones who routinely blush when perusing the aisles at the local pet supply store.  Some of the things we have seen are just plain questionable.  So,  it got us thinking, could anyone tell the difference between a sex toy and a dog toy?   The goal of this regular column is to test your skills.  Trust us, it’s not as easy as you might think.

Now, for our inaugural  post…..

Which is the sex toy and which is the dog toy?

from intimate-avenues.net

Option A

West Paw Design's Bumi

Option B

If you guessed option B as the pet toy, you are correct. From the z-shaped design to the alluring blue color, these items are disturbingly similar. If you own this particular toy, you are fully within your right to be skeeved out. West Paw Design, the maker of the Bumi dog toy, says the toy is “guaranteed to go the distance” and has an “ innovative “S” shape that flexes out to twice its length.” With a description like that, is it any wonder we got confused?

We should say, that despite its questionable appearance, both I and Mr. T love their Bumi toys.  Despite Mr. T’s ability to destroy most any toy tossed his way, his Bumi is still in one piece and ready for more tugging and fetching.We guess it really can go the distance!